Submitted by dcb on Fri, 02/09/2007 - 1:28pm. ::
Have you ever taken a trip and known, almost as soon as it started, that it was headed for certain disaster? I've spent this week in San Francisco, and I should have known, starting on the flight out, that this was not going to be the travel nightmare from hell.
I travel a lot for work, and I've been fortunate to see a bit of the world along the way. I've been amassing the experiences for my future travel memoir, and this will definitely be a chapter in the book. On Monday morning, in the bitter cold of Chicago, I head to O'Hare for my flight. It's 9 degrees below, before wind chill, so I'm already thrilled to be heading out into the bitter cold at 5:30 in the morning. In addition, I'm still smarting from the Bears loss the night before. So out I head to ORD, and the traffic is horrible. I check in curbside and wait in line for over an hour for security. After finally getting through, I notice I've forgotten my watch, so I decide to risk it and head for Starbucks to get my morning beverage, scone and a NY Times. I make it to the gate with minutes to spare. I did not have the half hour to spare that I thought, but rather a few minutes. Me and my seatmate (a nice guy who works at Allstate and is heading off to the same conference), make it just in time. The flight is relatively uneventful for the first 2 hours. After that, things go downhill rapidly. The family of four sitting in the row in front of us has a very ill child traveling with them. She's about 5, and either gets airsick or has some sort of stomach bug. The parents discover this when she throws up all over herself, her father (who's got the child in his lap), and the woman sitting next to them (who's not the mother, but a woman traveling on business). The flight attendants are quick to react, cleaning up the child and airplane, and relocating the woman to another seat. The father decides to settle the child's stomach with a bit of Sprite. This turns out to be a really bad plan. About thirty minutes later, she throws up again, this time, completely missing the bags provided by the flight attendants and hitting the space between the two seats. My seatmate has the unfortunate circumstance of getting his foot barfed on. My laptop bag comes out from under the seat unaffected. Unfortunately, the entire plane now smells like barf, and we have an hour to go before we land. Yippee. At this point, I should have just gotten on another flight and headed back home.
But the trip continues, and I meet up with my coworkers and we head off to the JW Marriott in Union Square. The hotel is nice but desperately needs renovation; it is completely outfitted with brown and pink marble, and it's exactly as yucky as it sounds. But the location is great (two blocks from Tiffany's-always a good sign), and it's only a short walk to the convention center. The rest of the week seems to go fine-until last night. At that point, it all goes to hell.
We leave the show floor yesterday afternoon, after taking down the booth and packing up. We're all happy the show's over-it was a success-but we're exhausted and hungry. We head back to the Marriott to change and plan for dinner. We take the shuttle back to the hotel, and I've got my rolling laptop case, purse, coat and a large box filled with materials we're sending back to the office. We talk the shuttle driver into dropping us off a block early at our hotel, and he agrees. We're in a hurry to get off because the light's about to change to green, so we're hurrying off the bus. Big mistake. The heel of my boot catches on the lip on the bottom stair of the motorcoach, and I go flying out of the bus, landing hard on my knees in traffic. My coworkers immediately freak out and hurry to help me. I'm fine, a bit bruised on the knees and ego, but nothing appears to be broken. I pick up my stuff, and look up to see a man offering to help me. He's obviously homeless and looking for an opportunity to make a few extra bucks. I decline the offer, tell my friends (again) that I'm really ok, and balance the box on my laptop case. He's persistant, and starts to ask me if I can give him a hamburger. Peggy shoots me a confused look; and I politely, but firmly, tell the man I do not have any hamburgers at this time and cannot help him. We cross the street and head into the hotel.
Later that night, we head out to eat, and decide Fisherman's Wharf is going to provide the best variety for what we're looking for. We head into this little shop filled with handcarved wood pieces, and Peg and I decide to get something. As I check out, I comment on the quality and beauty of the items displayed in the store, and I ask the man if he's the artisan who created these items. He replies that he was; and I comment again on how beautiful his work is and how talented he is. He responds to the comment by saying "Thanks. Will you marry me?". I respond (somewhat laughingly), that while I appreciate the offer, I'm pretty sure my husband wouldn't approve. I turn to get some sort of help out of the conversation from Peg, but she's now nowhere to be seen. She did hear, because I get nothing but crap about it at dinner later. The rest of the evening is relatively uneventful; we had a nice dinner at a seafood place, and a great cab ride home from a cabbie who knows his San Fran history, and even takes us down Lombard Street on the way to the hotel. I hope to get home uneventfully-I board the plan in a half hour.
So what did I learn this week? Don't fly in rows with or behind children. Watch your step on wet stairs; and if you fall, beware of those offering to help. Homeless people like hamburgers. And I'm a magnet for crazy people. I also learned one other great thing. San Francisco has great restaurants. Next time you come out, be sure to visit the following:
>Bankok-great Thai place in the Union Square area
>Mona Lisa-a great Italian place near the City Lights bookstore, filled with kitsch and the best Italian food I've had in a while. Try the carbonara.
>Colibri-fantastic Mexican food in Union Square
>Boudin Bakery-great sandwiches on sourdough
>McCormick and Kuleto's Seafood-fresh seafood. Enough said.
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