The Big Obamaski

Reggie's picture
Submitted by Reggie on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 10:17am. ::

Obama bowls a 37 in campaign stop

Stay the course on the strategy yielding a score of 37! Maybe he's just not good under pressure?

"My economic plan is better than my bowling," Obama told fellow bowlers Saturday. "It has to be," a man called out.

LOL this is great. Maybe his campaign gurus should have him attempt to juggle knives-- in order to attract the carny votes. Never mind that he's fucking terrible at it and he'd look stupid, turn- off serious jugglers & potentially hurt himself in the process.

DON'T EVEN SAY THAT BOWLING SKILLS ARE IRRELEVANT!!


Ruth's picture
Submitted by Ruth on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 10:04pm.

We all know how great all of those business meetings at the bowling alley... uh, never mind.


morganbatchava's picture
Submitted by morganbatchava on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 8:45am.

way to go, you made my entire political science dept cry today...


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Submitted by TheOutlaw on Thu, 04/10/2008 - 3:03pm.

I once witnessed Reggie bowl a 298. It was probably the single greatest day of my life.

And I have to agree, how can I vote for Obama now?

I wonder if Nader is any good at bowling?


Reggie's picture
Submitted by Reggie on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 8:04am.

Forgot about that. Choked in the last frame . Outlaw was always there to see me fall in mud too. It's great to have buds to keep reminding you of life's little stains.


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Submitted by TheOutlaw on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 9:03am.

You are a winner.

It's okay Bub. You will always be an amazer bowler, drummer, pianist, comedian in my book.

Oh yeah, I'm writing a book. But I doubt you'll be in it.

ooooh damn. that was mean.


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