I want to ride my bicycle

Very cool and I agree it hits the holy shit mark there.

My only issue is that this is likely to cause some damage. I'm much more a "leave-it-better-than-you-found-it" girl. I hope he goes back and removes his black tire marks from hard landings and high jumps.

Used to do many extreme sports as a young-un, like skateboarding, free-rappelling and climbing, but we were careful about nature and property and always removed the evidence (like pitons and bolts). As a result our community was pro-sport and made facilities for it rather than outlawing it.